swearonallmyspores: (Ain't no time to turn squeamish)
Audrey II ([personal profile] swearonallmyspores) wrote in [community profile] thebackstage 2016-09-15 09:43 pm (UTC)

Audrey II | Little Shop of Horrors (movie- bad end)

[1. This Pretty Place]

[Perhaps you've noticed the strange and interesting plant, just sitting in the corner of the kitchen. It looks like a very, very large flytrap. The kind that would probably eat those man-sized bugs that are properly out there somewhere, right? Right?

Perhaps you haven't noticed the plant at all, but the plant has certainly noticed you. It waits until you're alone in the kitchen with it, before it suddenly opens its trap and-
]

Well, well, well. Alone at last.

[3. Break a leg]

[Twoey has watched the goings on with some interest. Whatever the motivation is, it largely doesn't bother the plant at all. It has bigger plans. Bigger fish to fry. But Towey is nothing if not a schemer. It knows how to take advantage of people on the edge. And right now? People are on the edge.

It drapes a comforting vine around your shoulders, tone dulcet and gentle. Promising. Soothing. The plant is your friend.
]

I got a way to make all of this go away. Make you get out of this sittin' real pretty like.

[5. Cue music]

[Perhaps you have been made aware of Twoey's...particular dietary needs. Perhaps this is the first time you've been seduced into murder by a talking plant. Either way, It's singing at you now.]

Come on, Sweet Thing,
Just one quick jab and you'll rule this ring
Ain't no body, don't need no alibi
They got no motive they need to imply
Just off the guy and give me some grub
And you'll be skipping right out of this club


[6. Wildcard]

[Go nuts! ]

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