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thebackstage2016-11-26 01:27 am
a little kink [the It's Curtains kink meme]

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(Anonymous) 2016-12-01 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)Christine lit off with the Phantom after endgame and Raoul, depressed and heartbroken, ends up in Arendelle trying to cheer up with his murdergame friends. He and Kristoff meet in ridiculous circumstances and end up in a relationship. Bonus points for Raoul having an "OH NO HE'S HOT" moment.
No smut please, just make it fluffy and hilarious.
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(Anonymous) 2016-12-11 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)--
No one remembers Kristoff, at least that's how it felt since Anna was found, with a whole bunch of weirdos in tow. They're an odd group of people, but from what Kristoff picked up, they'd been through a lot together. And he's not exactly one to talk, he was raised by trolls, so compared to most folks in Arendelle, they're alright.
Kristoff isn't even all that broken up about the break up thing. They hadn't even made it to the official "dating" phase anyway, and the time he'd spent alone in Anna's absence was a nice reminder of how much he liked being generally alone. (There's a reason people think he's kind of a weirdo, but he's okay with that.) A princess was kind of above his pay grade in the first place, and Kristoff has better things to do than pine over a girl he'd gotten goo goo eyes for.
His family doesn't take it super well, but their people skills are actually worse than his so he ignores them when they suggest "getting the groom out with a broom" or any number of colorful rhymes that amount to murder, kidnapping, or murder. Seriously, trolls? Surprisingly okay with the whole murder thing. Kristoff, not so much.
He's still Ice Master and Deliverer, so he still visits the castle weekly. It's... only a little awkward. Anna's boyfriend Billy is kind of a twig, but he doesn't stink of posh lies and fake smiles the way Hans did. That's a win. Even if he seems to think Kristoff wants to deck him half the time. Which he doesn't. (But to be fair, Kristoff hasn't corrected him.)
Things become normal, though. Routines are routines and even with royal parties he's still invited to and festivals every few months, Kristoff gets used to being the weird mountain man again.
It doesn't change until the wedding. These things always happen at weddings, don't they?
Technically, or at least according to Anna, they got married when they were kidnapped, but a Royal Wedding is a big deal and Kristoff isn't big on the specifics but he's pretty sure Elsa made Billy court Anna before going through with everything. Or maybe they just wanted to wait, who knows? (Dodged a bullet there, either way.)
But a wedding requires ice. Lots of ice. (And as much as Elsa's ice is great for decorating, it also doesn't melt which isn't always what they need.) But all that ice means carrying ice back and forth on his sled, up and down the mountain, even as guests are arriving to Arendelle from far and wide. Which is honestly kinda fun when you get into it, he and Sven have a system.
The system does not include crashing into handsome, charming princes.
"Hey, look out!" Kristoff pulls on his reins and yells for Sven to stop before he runs the prince with his sled. What was this guy doing, standing in the middle of the road, spacing out?Does he look kind of sad? And why's Kristoff worrying about that when he has a sled to stop?
"I said, move!" He yells as veers into a hairpin turn to avoid braining the guy. It's a close call, and the pavement doesn't keep Sven from sliding off into a cart and sending their ice everywhere, but at least they didn't run the guy over.
Yay.
It isn't until the whole mess is over and Kristoff is rubbing a sore spot on his elbow when the guy seems to take notice of what just happened. Dude must be going through some stuff. Kristoff would sympathize if he hadn't just dropped most of his ice on the ground thanks to him.
"Goodness! My apologies, I did not see you there at all!"
Obviously. But besides roll his eyes, Kristoff doesn't respond. He's too busy trying to make sure all his ice blocks are accounted for.
"You must allow me to aid you," the prince says. Hilariously enough, he bends down to pick up one of the large, heavy ice cubes. With his bare hands. Yeah, that's not a good idea.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you..." Kristoff starts, but the guy in question seems unperturbed. "Please. I insist," he responds. It takes him a bit to get the ice up and over his shoulder, but he's strong enough to at least dump one back in Kristoff's sled. Hey, he'll take all the help he can get, even if lifting one of these ice cubes is a walk in the park for him. They manage to get all the ice back in no time at all. It's enough to make Kristoff smile.
Somewhere in Raoul's narration, Raoul is having his "OH NO, HE'S HOT" moment. Kristoff is pretty built, if you're into that sort of thing. --B
"Thanks for that." Kristoff says, wiping his forehead with his sleeve. Now comes the awkward part. Does he ask him why he was spaced out? It's probably none of his business. Last time he got wrapped up in people's business it didn't end all that well, but it wasn't all that bad, either.
"Um. Are you here for the--"
"Will you be attending the--"
They each laugh, having started their questions at exactly the same time. "After you," the prince says calmly. I mean, he looks like a prince. The smile he gives Kristoff seems pretty princely.
"You're here for the wedding, right?" Kristoff isn't really one for small talk, but he did him a solid. He's at least learned enough manners not to cut and run. Plus, this guy seems pretty alright.
"I haven't seen you around, I'm... I'm Kristoff. And this is Sven." And because he's Kristoff and there's absolutely nothing wrong with this, he raises the pitch on his voice to add Sven's own greeting. "Nice to meetcha."
There's a pause.
Then the guy laughs. Oh, good, he doesn't think Kristoff's weird or anything. He nods. "Yes, I am one of Anna's guests for the wedding. The pleasure is all mine, Monsieur Kristoff. Monsieur Sven," he offers them each a slight bow of his head. He's definitely a prince.
"Viscount Raoul de Chagny, at your service, monsieurs," he smiles radiant at the end on his French. He also has a nice smile. Wait, what?
But, oh. A viscount. (Whatever that means.) It's probably important, but Kristoff has never cared too much for etiquette. Reindeers and trolls don't really do that kind of stuff. He's probably doing this all wrong.
Thankfully, Raoul saves him from digging himself any deeper in his doubts. Sven would be eating his hat by now if he had brought it with him. Get it together, Kristoff.
"Would you... That is to say, if it is not too presumptuous to ask, but you are attending the wedding as well, are you not?"
Kristoff nods, which makes Raoul's eyes light up again. It's nice. Kristoff's still holding Sven's reins and they're both still standing in the middle of the street, but Kristoff smiles back. His stomach does a weird thing and his heart sped up, when did that happen? And then he starts babbling.
"I, uh, yeah, I'm-- delivering the ice. For the wedding. I mean, not the ice, Queen Elsa has that part pret-ty covered, but Anna's fiancé said something about magic ice cubes being a health hazard so it's Royal Ice Deliverer to the rescue!" He stops himself from sounding too excited. Oh, god, why won't he stop talking. Sven, help him.
"...Which is to say, uh, me. That's me." He gestures towards his sled and his reindeer, perhaps a little more nervous than he's felt in a while. Behind him, Sven rolls his eyes. Is there something he knows that Kristoff doesn't?
Raoul's smile only deepens. It's only then that Kristoff notices that the previous ones hadn't quite met his eyes. That's too bad, but this smile is way better.
"Well, I would be remiss to attend such festivities by myself." And that's surprising. A guy like Raoul has trouble getting a date to a wedding? What, does he have weirdly pear-shaped feet, too?
"Would you care to join me, Monsieur Kristoff? As my... what is the term they used..." He pulls an invitation out of his satchel, just like the one Kristoff had stuffed in his jacket pocket. He still hasn't decided if he's actually attending attending. He and Anna didn't really date for that long, so would it be weird? He's not sure.
"Ah, yes! Here it is." Raoul seems very pleased with himself at the find. He slides his finger over the card until he finds the words he was looking for.
"My 'plus one,'" he reads. "Would you care to join me? I am not certain of what the practices are for pets in the castle, but perhaps Monsieur Sven could join us as well..."
"Yes!" Boy, that sounded way more excited than he meant it to be. Sven laughs behind him. Shut it, Sven.
"I mean, uh, yes. Sven's not my pet though, he's more like..." His brother? "My best friend. But he's got a spot in the stables, he was never gonna go to the party anyway." Kristoff brings his palm up to his face, lowering his voice as if to whisper behind Sven's back. "He's not really the best dancer. All hooves."
Man, whatever these people went through when they were kidnapped, it must have been crazy because this Raoul guy doesn't even bat an eye at Kristoff's brand of weirdness.
"Excellent! Then it shall be you and I! The others will be just as charmed to meet you, I am certain." He says instead, clearly excited by the prospect of going to a party with a guy he just met that day. Maybe he's kind of a weirdo.
That's okay, Kristoff's kind of a weirdo, too. "Yeah, I guess so." Kristoff sighs, a little relieved. "Raoul, right? Listen..."
Should he tell him? About being Anna's ex and kind of already knowing everyone in the castle? He should probably tell him.
"Yes?" comes Raoul's swift reply. He's definitely going to tell him. Later. First...
"I, uh. I need to get this ice to the castle first. It's gonna melt out here."
"Ah, my apologies--" Raoul nearly trips over himself getting out of the way. Kristoff laughs, shaking his head and getting back on his sled.
"Hey, it's no problem." Why does he always fall for the clumsy ones? "I'll see you tonight?"
"Absolutely." Raoul nods. Kristoff smiles in return and sets off towards the castle. He wasn't sure how this day was gonna go when it started, but he has a feeling tonight is gonna be pretty fun.
He's got a good feeling about it.
sa, BONUS
(Anonymous) 2016-12-11 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)--
Once they're out of earshot, Sven turns his head and looks back at him. "Kristoff's got a daaaate," 'Sven' says, teasing him. Kristoff scoffs. "It's not a date. It's a plus one. It's totally different."
Sven levels him a look, unimpressed. He's got this walking-while-not-looking thing down to a T, so Kristoff has to kind of wonder if he didn't run into Raoul on purpose... Then he starts to sing. In his Sven voice, for the record.
"There you see him
Standing there across the way
Yeah, he got a lot to say
But there’s something about him
And you don’t know why
But you’re dying to try
You wanna kiss the guy..."
Kristoff grumbles and glares at Sven. He does not want to kiss Raoul. They literally just met. He's not doing this again... But hey at least he's not engaged, right?
Right?
"Crap, I should have asked him if he was engaged."
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