thebackstage | a little kink [the It's Curtains kink meme]

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In trying to figure out how Bal's powers work, Billy develops a B-serum that has certain... side effects. Normal characters were not made to be one with the meta.

Or alternatively Billy develops a serum so that the Balladeer will actually age and be more of a "normal person" (Hans certainly doesn't mind)

Ri, this prompt is for you so just go crazy (if u don't write the second one I will)

The Life of Natalie Arendelle
Chapter 1
Part 1
Item 1

Anna should have figured something was wrong when she started hearing the voice. Not just any voice. It was The Voice. A narrator who started speaking even when no one was around. It didn't help that Anna felt like throwing up, just like with her first child. And so she suspected that she might actually be pregnant again! DUN DUN DU-

"Ok, creepy voice, please stop." Anna groaned as she leaned against the wall. "I'm going to be sick."

Can I continue after you-

"No you can't!"

~~~

Billy was super excited. A second kid? Sweet, a second kid. They were totally going to do an ultrasound to prove it, and oh geez that's cold-

"Hey, there, uh." Billy paused to look at the screen. "There she is!"

Anna looked over at Elsa, a smile on her face. However, Elsa was also staring, her eyes widening as she continued to watch the image.

"I-I-" Elsa's face paled. "Did the baby just wave at me?"

"...Holy crap it did." Billy's face also paled. "How is that even possible at this stage of development, Unle--"

He stops himself.

"...Oh."

~~~

So it turns out that maybe messing with forced beyond your comprehension is a bad idea. Who'd have thunk?

So stop me if you've heard this one. Boy meets boy, boy is a narrative device, other boy is a prince, and they get together. But narrative device wants to maybe age with his boyfriend, so the look-alike of the narrative device creates a medicine to do that. And tests it on himself. The week where he was Gandalf the Grey was really awkward, but they thought he'd gotten it out of his system.

Tuuuurns out he didn't. And...well, it kind of screwed things up with the baby he made after. Kind of. Whoopsies!

"I can't believe my baby is going to be part narrative device." If Anna's glare towards Billy could kill, lasers would be punctuating his face at that moment. "And I can't believe you didn't even think about this side effect! What do you have to say for yourself!?"

There was no way Billy was getting out of the wrath of his now very pregnant and very angry wife. So he sighed, and waited. He knew he very well deserved it, especially since, by this point, everyone in the palace could hear the child's narration of every minute detail of their lives.

The punch never came, though. The next Billy knew, he was waking up in his bed, confused.

"What the-"

The doctor hopped out of bed, realizing he was back in his old apartment. His head went left and right, his worry growing as more and more as he opened the door, revealing Los Angeles of 2008.

"Oh my god...!"

So my dad actually started out in...oh, right, sorry dad, this is a flashback...my dad was a supervillain named DR. HORRIBLE...

"Sweetheart? Can you put daddy back home?"

Not until the flashback's over!

He wasn't sure when he got back, but when he did, Anna was giving birth and reality was melting all around the...well, reality.

~~~

So Natalie was a handful. Natalie being me. Object permanence was a pretty messed up thing for me at first. Like, I knew things were supposed to be, but my baby peabrain disagreed. I actually made one couple disappear for an entire year.

Seymour and Winslow both abruptly stood in the nursery, the former letting out a silent scream, the latter looking around confusedly.

"Holy sh--neikes!!" Anna threw her arms around both of them. "There you are!! I can't believe it...you just stopped existing and now...!"

The Balladeer finally arrived soon after. He wasn't pleased with my dad. Who would have thought a rubber chicken could be such a violent tool-

~~~

...Er, did my uncle just cut me off? Whatever. I was a terrible baby. A very bad baby.

"Natalie."

B-b-bad to the bone-

"Natalie!" I was then interrupted by my mother's voice. "That's enough of this narrative flashback, young lady. You still have a room to clean, and you're going to do it properly this time. No blinking things out of existence until we leave you alone about it!"

...Shoot, they're onto me. My parents, at least. But I guess it could be worse, right, players? My uncle could be onto--

"I am, I can hear everything you're doing."

...To be continued!!

I need this to be novel-length

a little kink [the It's Curtains kink meme]

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thank you for the idea plark

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