a little kink [the It's Curtains kink meme]

[stagemanagers]

shamelessly ripped from the Dangan Roleplay kink meme

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A Real Life Happily Ever After [2/2 I lied]

[superbeliever]

Roberta fell ill, suddenly and without warning. She refused to see the court doctor until she was incapable of getting out of bed, and Richard sat up sleepless at her bedside, holding back her long red hair as she emptied her stomach again and again into the chamber pot.

Red hadn't seen him this serious and worried since the opera house, and the thought of losing Roberta left her feeling scared, and ill. She tried to stay close, for Richard's sake, fetching water and cool towels and food, in the hopes that Roberta would be able to keep something down.

The doctor came and shooed Richard and Red out of the room while he examined the Queen. With no other outlet for his emotions, Richard lasted only a few minutes before he broke down and sobbed on Red's shoulder. They sat outside the royal bedchamber holding onto each other and praying for good news, until the doctor emerged, saw them, and broke out into a wide grin. Richard pulled away from the hug for a modicum of poise, but kept hold of Red's hand.

"Congratulations are in order, Your Majesty. Your queen is with child."

Red gasped, squeezing Richard's hand tight. Richard's grip, however, went slack, as his eyes rolled up into his head and he passed flat out on the stone floor.

"Oh! My goodness!" Red exclaimed, hiking her skirts to drop to her knees at his side. The doctor chuckled, kneeling on the King's other side and pulling out a small vial.

"I've seen plenty of this before, too," the old man reassured Red, as he uncorked the bottle and waved it under Richard's nose. Richard sniffed it and pulled a face, scrunching his brows before his eyes fluttered open. "With us again, Your Majesty?" the doctor asked, corking the smelling salts again.

"I- buh..." Red helped the doctor get Richard sitting upright.

"I gave the Queen a potion that should help ease her nausea. She can take up to two per day, if she needs to, but the second one is only for if she starts to vomit again. By my estimate, she's halfway through her second month. It isn't terribly unusual for women, particularly older women, to have a difficult time at first, but it's my professional opinion that if she can limit her activity, and start keeping down food, then she and the babe will both be fine."

Red felt a flood of relief wash over her, chased by a bittersweet pang.

"Baby?" Richard repeated. He looked incredulously between the doctor and Red, and then started trying to get to his feet. "I'm gonna be a dad?"

"By the end of winter, I should say," the doctor said.

"The end of winter? But that's so soon! I'm not ready!"

"Of course you are. You already have a wonderful daughter right here." Red froze, right before she was about to stand up as well. She couldn't look up at Richard, she didn't want to see the look on his face. She wasn't his child or Roberta's. She knew he cared about her - she'd known he cared about her ever since he tried to die to save her - but...no one had ever called her his daughter before. Not to his face, anyway. Would that scare him?

"I do?" He asked the question innocently, but it stung nonetheless. She flinched, clenching her fingers in her dress.

"It's alright," she said quietly, and then stood up. "I'm not really his daughter."

"Oh," said the doctor, after a long moment of awkward silence. "I'm sorry. I just assumed-"

Red felt Richard's hand on her shoulder.

"What she means is, she's not mine by blood," he said. His voice wasn't confused or nervous like it had been seconds ago, it was his regal, natural baritone. He sounded confident in what he said, and she looked up at him in surprise. He smiled down at her, and gave her shoulder a squeeze. "But by choice is just as good, wouldn't you say?"

"Too true, Your Majesty," the doctor replied. "With your permission, then, I have other patients to attend to. Please summon me again if the Queen's condition does not improve." The man probably bowed, as he took his leave, but Red was too overwhelmed with emotions, fighting back tears to notice. When the man was gone, her shoulders hitched, and that was when Richard seemed to notice the effect his words had had on her.

"Oh, no... What did I say? What's wrong?" he asked, coaxing her to sit down next to him on the bench they'd been occupying before. She couldn't bring herself to speak right away, instead just hugged him tight and let it speak for itself. He hugged her back, snuggling her so close that if he wanted her any closer he'd have to pull her into his lap.

"...Did you mean it?" she asked, when her tears had calmed down a little.

"Mean what?" Richard asked.

"What you said, about me being your..."

"My daughter? Of course I did!" He took her by the shoulders and pulled her back from the hug, in a way that was familiar to both of them. Then he tilted her chin up, and wiped the tears from her face with the pad of his thumb. She glanced away from meeting his earnest blue eyes.

"Even with a new baby?" she asked.

"Duh," he said immediately, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. "He or she will need their big sister." Then, a little sheepishly, "I mean, if you still want to stay..."

Her parents and grandmother had raised her for fifteen years. She still loved them, carried them close in her heart, of course. But Richard, and later Roberta, had been there for her too. They'd taken her in and given her a home, when she didn't have one to return to. It was like a fairytale come true, and she... Between Roberta getting so sick, and the sudden news of a baby, she'd been so briefly afraid that it was all over, that she forgot who she was dealing with.

She nodded, smiling.

"I think I can do that," she said. "I mean, I want to stay." His lips pursed in a thin smile behind his beard, and his eyes softened.

"C'mere, you," he said, and pulled her into another hug. She giggled and wrapped her arms around his chest again, snuggling in close against his velvet tunic. He held her extra tight for a quick moment, gave her a kiss on the head, and then rubbed her shoulder before letting go. "Let's go see how Roberta is feeling," he said, standing and pulling on her hand. She grinned and let him lead her to the bedchamber door.

Roberta looked much better when they opened the door. Still tired, but she was sitting up, and smiled widely when they came in, her hand instinctively coming up to cover her stomach. Red and Richard froze in the doorway.

"He told you, didn't he?" Roberta asked, barely able to contain her excitement. Red nodded, smiling.

"Oh, Bobby," Richard breathed. Roberta laughed, and held out her arms.

"Well, don't just stand there you two, come over here and give me a hug!" she exclaimed, her voice bubbling out of her, waving her hands frantically to gesture them closer. Red looked at Richard, and then took off running.

"Wha- hey! No fair, she's my wife!" he shouted, barreling after her. Red let out a squeal of laughter as Richard roared, wrapping his arms around her waist and lifting her wholly up and out of the way. She stumbled a little when her feet hit the ground again, but that was all the advantage that Richard and his longer legs needed. He bounced onto his side of the bed like a little kid, eliciting a loud, helpless scream-laugh from Roberta, as the arms that had been raised to welcome him quickly turned into holding him at bay.

"No- no, Richard! You're as bad as Tad Cooper!" Roberta complained with a laugh. "Red, help!" she called out. Red hiked up her skirts and clambered onto the immense bed with them, just as Richard finally won and pulled Roberta into a deep, loving kiss. She sat back on her heels and watched them, as the kiss broke and they just stared deep into each others' eyes. If she hadn't just been reassured that there was space for her here, she would have felt like she didn't belong. She still felt like she was intruding on a private moment.

But then the moment passed, and they both looked to her with wide grins. Richard held out his arm for her, as Roberta made space between them and then motioned her over as well.

She couldn't refuse an invitation like that. She grinned, crawling over and settling into the offered place, wrapping her arms around Roberta in a hug. Richard wrapped his arms around both of them, settling his chin on top of Red's head. Red closed her eyes happily, wrapped in the warmth of their arms. Roberta hummed, her fingers idly toying with the ends of Red's curly hair.

"So obviously their name has to start with 'R,' right?" Richard said, breaking the comfortable silence. He lifted his head from its perch and pushed away slightly, presumably to look down at both of them. "I mean, Richard, Roberta, Red... Ooh! How about Regal, if it's a boy?"

"Richard, I'm not naming our son Regal. What about when he becomes king? 'King Regal' sounds a little silly."

"Well, my brother would have been King Kingsley, so I- oh my God. No, you're right, that is awful. Alright, fine, we'll put a pin in that. What about Romilda-"

"No." Red opened her eyes and glanced up at Roberta, who started laughing with her when they realized they'd said it in unison. She could practically hear Richard pouting, and so tried to think of a suggestion of her own to help.

"What about Rowan?" she suggested.

"Rowan?" Roberta repeated.

"Prince Rowan..." Richard tested the name thoroughly on his tongue.

"Or Princess Rowan," Roberta was quick to point out. "I like it. I think it sounds sweet."

"Hm..." Richard snuggled in again, reaching across Red so he was holding onto both her and Roberta. "Not bad. We'll have to sleep on it some, of course, make sure that God doesn't tell us to name him - or her - something else, but. It's a good start." Roberta hummed her agreement. Richard hummed too, a soft, low note that vibrated against Red's back, and then slowly turned into a gentle song.

Tears pricked at Red's eyes when she recognized it, the song he'd first sang to her to calm her down right after she'd stabbed him. She didn't know how he could think of anything else when he sang it, but she knew it was important to him. From when he was a little boy. He said it helped him feel at peace when he thought of it.

He sang it to her still, sometimes, when the wolf's sharp teeth woke her screaming in the night.

But now she could imagine him singing it to a little baby, maybe even like it was once sung to him.

"Off we embark on our night time ride,
Cozy and warm on the rolling tide,
'Til we arrive on the morning side,
At journey's end..."

She felt Roberta's arms growing heavy and exhausted around her, and snuggled deeper into the warm embrace of her guardians. They'd taken her in when she had nowhere else to go, fed her and clothed her and gave her a home. A family.

"Goodnight, sleep tight, we're gonna be alright..."

Little Red Riding Hood, once an orphan lost in the woods, now a princess of the seven realms, was really, truly home.

"Goodnight, my friend..."