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[reassuranceandrevolution]

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Time for some classic meme shenanigans. Make up your own texts or get some inspiration here!

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[reassuranceandrevolution]

1) You're completely useless in the revolution.

2) Why the fuck is there a demon, naked, eating string cheese in my dressing room?

3) When I planned out my evening, "having my nails painted by Jonny D'ville" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.

4) When have you ever known me to go to far?

5) Wildcard!

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[heathencall]

Ask Stephen. I am certain he would love to regale you with that tale.

[reassuranceandrevolution]

I'm sure he would, but why MY bed?

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[herwiggles]

Nah, I'd say I'm pretty good at spinning around!

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[reassuranceandrevolution]

Okay, you have a point there.

[madgiganticfeelings]

1 Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.

2 I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.

3 In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.

4 I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.

4 Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.

5 Text her!

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[reassuranceandrevolution]

While I do enjoy your voice, it would be nice if the messages were a bit shorter.

[madgiganticfeelings]

i just had a lot of love to share!
And a lot of thoughts
What was I even calling you for last night, i don't remember

the second #4 ♥

[37773972]

Did you mean to text this to me?

I CAN COUNT...

[madgiganticfeelings]

how much trouble do i get in if i say this was for your boyfriend

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[herwiggles]

What's a furry

what's a nuke

did you pick the right number?

[madgiganticfeelings]

oops sorry spinrl
Ooay quick run down
Jeremy told e furries are like people who really like animals that stand in two legs and look part human
Idk why
And nukes are nuclear weapons
Big bombs!
We got them in world war 2 when America decided they wanted to show off by killing a lot of innocent Japanese people who were already pretty much giving up the war anyway
Because history is full of jerks

[37773972]

1) I STUDIED ASTRONOMY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON ASTRONOMICAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!

2) Spent like 2 minutes so far forming a plan and 35 minutes talking about orgies. Yet another productive meeting.

3) Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed

4) I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"

5) I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover

5.

[heathencall]

You're welcome.

[37773972]

I did not deserve this

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[reassuranceandrevolution]

Sounds exciting. Just the adults, I hope?

[37773972]

They felt like children. I had to teach a couple about safe sex.

[heathencall]

1I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.

2. I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?

3.I got kicked out of Barns and Nobles because I put all the bibles in the fiction section

4.I am stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test

5. Wildcard. Text him.

1

[reassuranceandrevolution]

I'm going to need more information before I commit to anything.

[heathencall]

It involves a bottle of alcohol, a rag, and fire. Is that enough information?

5

[37773972]

I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.

[justmeheere]

1. video games take priority over anything else you can offer me

2. renamed my phone the titantic so when i plug it in it says the titantic is syncing

3. did i tell you guys i was bi last night i just had a flashback

4. my math teacher staples bk applications to failed tests

5 [Text him.]

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[reassuranceandrevolution]

You did.

[redjoker]

1) Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.

2) I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.

3) You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement.

4) wildcard!

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[reassuranceandrevolution]

That's disgusting. Who made it?