Tad Cooper's getting big!! Imagine a Labrador-sized bearded dragon that now eats whole chickens

Also with all those protective charms Rowan's going to grow up to be the wisest and longest-reigning king the realm has ever seen

Richard himself is still figuring out the "good king" part of it, but you know what he's trying, and that's half the battle. Most of his advice is "don't do this thing that I definitely did"