MASTERMIND MEME

[employeeoftheyear]

Well now that everything is settled, why not be a little evil? In this AU, your character is the one behind all of this! Feel free to stretch things however you like to make it reasonable for your character to have done this! The world is your evil oyster.

And obviously this doesn't have to line up with game canon; if your character would have been dead in the canon, they can be survivors in this AU! Or you can pretend your character died to hide the fact that they're the mastermind if they lived!

Just go wild! There's no such thing as too much gloating and villain songs!

Comments

[voicerights]

[a nod to Spongebob. go ahead, small sponge man]

[employeeoftheyear]

Hi, how'd you come back from the dead?

[He seems.

Absolutely genuine about this.]

[voicerights]

[sigh]

Irrelevant. Next question.

[employeeoftheyear]

[Raises his hand again.]

Wait, why do you want us to destroy our homes anyway?

[voicerights]

I don't. I want you to choose to save them.

[employeeoftheyear]

Okay great! I'm glad we're in agreement on that!

[He smiles, innocently.]

So how do we do that?

[voicerights]

[In answer to that? One of the SQUIPs on the side - the one nearest to Spongebob - holds out their hand.

Within it, is a grey, oblong pill.]