employeeoftheyear: (Than just my name)
Spongebob Squarepants ([personal profile] employeeoftheyear) wrote in [community profile] thebackstage2021-07-22 08:31 pm
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MASTERMIND MEME



Well now that everything is settled, why not be a little evil? In this AU, your character is the one behind all of this! Feel free to stretch things however you like to make it reasonable for your character to have done this! The world is your evil oyster.

And obviously this doesn't have to line up with game canon; if your character would have been dead in the canon, they can be survivors in this AU! Or you can pretend your character died to hide the fact that they're the mastermind if they lived!

Just go wild! There's no such thing as too much gloating and villain songs!
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employeeoftheyear: (The Krusty Krab's yours)

[personal profile] employeeoftheyear 2021-07-24 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
He's in my brain, Sissi! Please get him out, I don't wanna die! I DON'T WANNA D-

[He stiffens again, and his expression changes back to a vaguely annoyed one. His voice deepens again.]

So what? Are you gonna shoot him now and mildly inconvenience me while murdering someone that you just told was your friend?

I can tell you right now it's going to hurt him waaaay more than it would ever hurt me.
wanderlusttitania: (it's customary)

[personal profile] wanderlusttitania 2021-07-24 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
...do you have the formula, then?

[It's....hm.]
employeeoftheyear: (It's your lucky day)

[personal profile] employeeoftheyear 2021-07-24 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Noope! But frankly you killing him would be a service to me! Just because Spongebob knows that recipe doesn't mean it isn't written down anywhere.

He promised me if I could borrow his brain I wouldn't steal the formula! But of course, once he's gone, then it'll be all mine!

[He grins, looking at Sissi.]

Hey that's a great idea you had! Why not shoot him right now and save me the trouble?
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[personal profile] wanderlusttitania 2021-07-24 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
...

[Has he called her bluff? Yeah. Is she going to let him know that? Not if she can help it.

She still keeps that gun fixed on Spongebob.]

But you see, monsieur, you don't know how to obtain it and the only person who knows it would be dead. If I were to kill Spongebob, would that not make it more difficult for you to obtain the recipe?

Besides-you are surely trapped with us.

[Keep him focused on her. If she can do that, someone might yet find something-or maybe Plankton will slip.]
Edited 2021-07-24 21:51 (UTC)
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