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thebackstage2021-07-22 08:31 pm
employeeoftheyear) wrote in thebackstage2021-07-22 08:31 pm
MASTERMIND MEME
Well now that everything is settled, why not be a little evil? In this AU, your character is the one behind all of this! Feel free to stretch things however you like to make it reasonable for your character to have done this! The world is your evil oyster.
And obviously this doesn't have to line up with game canon; if your character would have been dead in the canon, they can be survivors in this AU! Or you can pretend your character died to hide the fact that they're the mastermind if they lived!
Just go wild! There's no such thing as too much gloating and villain songs!
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[Of course. Now it made more sense. Really, there was only one individual in the entire multiverse, so far as any of them knew, with everything Spongebob had told them all, who'd apparently do whatever it took for a meat patty. Of all things.
A HAMBURGER.]
I had heard many things about you from Spongebob, but I must admit, I didn't think you would be so despicable to go this far for something so...pointless and trite.
Monsieur Plankton.
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[He rolls his eyes at her.]
Look, if it was so "pointless and trite", they would have just handed the recipe over! Really it's this moron's fault that didn't just give it to me when he had the chance! Besides, I have grander plans than just having a successful restaurant!
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...
With...hamburgers.
[Can you her the utter annoyance in her tone at this. Because. Really???]
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Besides, I'm not just going to enslave the multiverse with Krabby Patties.
I'm lacing each and every one of them with nanites to make everyone helplessly under my control.
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Well, then we must stop you.
[Simple as that. But how?
She thinks. And thinks. And-]
Now that we know your plan, there's only one way to stop you.
[She takes a deep breath. She doesn't want to do this. She doesn't even want to put her friend in the illusion of danger. But...]
Everyone...we...must kill Spongebob.
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And he looks at Sissi in disgusted horror.]
... I'm glad that Spongebob's efforts to befriend you guys has rewarded him with such caring individuals.
You know that killing him won't actually do anything to me, right? I'm controlling him. I can survive perfectly well without him.
Neptune, the whole reason I'm doing this is so I can find a new body.
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[Be cold! Be cruel!
She doesn't like even fathoming the thought of killing anyone, much less a friend. But Plankton...for all of his careful planning, and foresight, he had made a small mistake. One teeny, tiny, ironically horrible mistake.
Her stars and dresses hadn't been the only think the mastermind had thought to stuff into his vending machine, after all.
So it's because of Plankton that she whips out that revolver, aiming it at Spongebob.]
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Instead he looked annoyed, and he starts cradling his head.]
Ugh, great, look what you've done! That brat is annoying enough when he's not having his wonderful friends threaten to murder him! This is giving me a headache...
[There is a pause, and suddenly Spongebob stiffens, looking up at Sissi in horror.
His voice sounds normal again.]
Sissi what are you doing? Please don't shoot me I thought we were friends-!
[He is full out crying now. Terrified for his life.]
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[A deep breath. Stay steady.]
Spongebob...do you...do you know where Plankton is right now?
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[He stiffens again, and his expression changes back to a vaguely annoyed one. His voice deepens again.]
So what? Are you gonna shoot him now and mildly inconvenience me while murdering someone that you just told was your friend?
I can tell you right now it's going to hurt him waaaay more than it would ever hurt me.
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[It's....hm.]
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He promised me if I could borrow his brain I wouldn't steal the formula! But of course, once he's gone, then it'll be all mine!
[He grins, looking at Sissi.]
Hey that's a great idea you had! Why not shoot him right now and save me the trouble?
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[Has he called her bluff? Yeah. Is she going to let him know that? Not if she can help it.
She still keeps that gun fixed on Spongebob.]
But you see, monsieur, you don't know how to obtain it and the only person who knows it would be dead. If I were to kill Spongebob, would that not make it more difficult for you to obtain the recipe?
Besides-you are surely trapped with us.
[Keep him focused on her. If she can do that, someone might yet find something-or maybe Plankton will slip.]